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• Homer: I'm sorry it happened, and I just hope you didn't lose a lot of respect for me.
  Bart: Dad, I have as much respect for you as I ever did or ever will....
• Marge: You are going to stay here and explain to Bart why you scarred him for life.
  Homer: No, I didn't! I ... Oh, you mean inside, don't you. -- "War of the Simpso...
• Bart: Homer! Homer: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Homer's what grownups call me.
  Call me daddy. Bart: Homer. Homer: Daddy....
• Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield, the Simpsons!
  What brings you folks to New Orleans? Ba...
• Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
  Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you....
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, next time why don't you put a little alcohol in it!
  Ned: Au contraire, Simpson. It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon, and just a little daberilla of creme de cassis for flavor....
• Marge: Have you noticed any change in Bart? Homer: New glasses?
  Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him....
• Homer: Yes sir! This is a real adventure! Why, I bet there are people who would trade everything they have in the world for an adventure like this.
  Bart: You mean like <we> just did?...
• Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?
  Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause] Why not?...