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• Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms.
  -- Bart, Romancing the Comic, "Three Men and a Comic Book...
• The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
  -- Louisiana governor Edwin Edward...
• I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was.
  -- Woody Woodbury...
• In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say.
  I'd meet a girl and say, "Hi, was it good for you too?...
• I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
• That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in a bar.
  "How do you know?" the friend asked. "She didn't come home last night, and when I asked her where she'd been she said she'd spent the night with her sister Shirley....
• Did you hear about the Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and next morning found she was six months pregnant.
• O I met a girl across the sea =`\<, She saved my life and came to me (=)/(=) A tender night of dark persuasion Could be my first and last occasion.
• Last night I dreamt I had insomnia!