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• America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  JOHN BARRYMORE...
• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
• America is the only country left where we teach languages so that no pupil can speak them.
  -- John Erskine...
• The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore
• In America you can have all the justice money can buy.
• Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
  By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
• How many referral agents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago....
• An engineer is an unordinary person who can do for one dollar what any ordinary person can do for two dollars.
• The good die young -- because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good.
  -- John Barrymore...