America, Where You Park On The Driveway!

America, Where You Park On The Driveway!

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America, where you park on the driveway!

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Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway???
You may be redneck... if you have to mow your driveway.
You may be redneck... if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
You may be redneck... if your boat has not left the driveway in 5 years.
You may be redneck... if your driveway is bordered by half-buried tires.
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore...
America is a melting pot. You know, where those on the bottom get burned, and the scum rises to the top.
-- Utah Phillip...
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
If everyone lived forever, where would we all park!?