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• We apologize for the previous apology...
• And for those concerned about children growing up in poverty, we should know thi
  marriage is probably the best anti-poverty program of all....
• We are all children in a vast kindergarden trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks.
  -- Tennessee Williams, "Suddenly Last Summe...
• All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
• God made all the creatures, and gave them our love and our fear, To give sign we and they are his children, one family here.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Saul, vi...
• Redesigned: Previous faults corrected, we hope.
• SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups.
• ALL NEW: Parts not interchangeable with previous model.
• Before God and the bus driver we are all equal.