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• All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
• Pro: Children ask better questions than do adults. "May I have a cookie?
  "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?...
• Despite the fact that meat is made from dead animals .
  .. almost all varieties of meat are good enough to be better than vegetables, except veal....
• When you call home and get a busy signal, at least you are aware of where one of your children is at the time.
• you see, God -- whatever anyone chooses to call God -- is one's highest conception of the highest possible.
  And whoever places his highest conception above his own possibility thinks very little of himself and his life....
• God made all the creatures, and gave them our love and our fear, To give sign we and they are his children, one family here.
  -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Saul, vi...
• Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
  } Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
• And no philosophy, sadly, has all the answers. No matter how assured we may be about certain aspects of our belief, there are always painful inconsistencies, exceptions, and contradictions.
  This is true in religion as it is in politics, and is self-evident to all except fanatics and the naive....
• Did you hear that Most bachelors prefer girls who believe that children should be seen and not had.