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• Bread that must be sliced with an ax is bread that is too nourishing. -- Fran Lebowitz
• All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
  -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life...
• Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
  He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran Lebowitz...
• Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
  If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass....
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Nothing succeeds like address. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Frenchman: Germans with good food. -- Fran Lebowitz
• An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do.