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• University: A modern school where football is taught.
• ACADEME: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
  Academy: A modern school where football is taught. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• University: A modern school where football is taught.
  -- Paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary" -- (definition of "Academe")...
• I went to a Catholic school where the kids were so tough the nun taught us art and how to draw composite sketches.
• Male Child Abuse: Football in school and calling it educatio
• The things taught in school are not an education but the means of an education.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
• The things taught in school are not an education but a means to an education.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
• This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
  -- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show, "Lisa the Greek...
• Most people are taught that loyalty is a virtue. But loyalty.
  whether to one's friends, to one's school or place of employment, or to any institution....