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• University: A modern school where football is taught.
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• ACADEMY: A modern school where football is taught.
  INSTITUTE: An archaic school where football is not taught....
• ACADEME: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught.
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• FSU Seminoles -- 1993 State University Football Champions!!!!!!!
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• The things taught in school are not an education but the means of an education.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)...
• The things taught in school are not an education but a means to an education.
  -- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
• Repel them! Repel them! Induce them to relinquish the spheroid!
  -- Indiana University football chee...