This Sucks. Come On, Snipers, Where Are You!
This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
-- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show,
"Lisa the Greek"
Thank you! You're super! Be good to each other!
-- `Hoorary for Everything' entertains during the football halftime show, "Bart vs....
Announcer: And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show, featuring the well-groomed young go-getters of `Hooray for Everything!
Homer: Oh, I love those kids. They've got such a great attitude!...
I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
-- Bart watches "Young Jebediah Springfield", "Lisa the Iconocla...
Smooth Jimmy Apollo: [explaining his poor prediction] Well, folks, when you're right 52% of the time, you're wrong 48% of the time.
Homer: Why didn't you say that before!!...
You know, Marge? We're great parents! -- Homer watches Bart apologize to Lisa on the roof, "Bart vs.
And now, with his picks for today's games, the man who's right 52% of the time, Smooth Jimmy Apollo!
-- Brent Gunsilman hosts a football pre-game show, "Lisa the Greek...
Lisa: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church....
Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come back and do your show again!
Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle] -- Way to go Lise, "Bart the Fink...
Homer: Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids whenever they show talent?
Marge: But gambling is illegal! Homer: Oh, only in 48 states....