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• University: A modern school where football is taught.
  -- Paraphrased from Ambrose Bierce's "The Devil's Dictionary" -- (definition of "Academe")...
• ACADEMY: A modern school where football is taught.
  INSTITUTE: An archaic school where football is not taught....
• University: A modern school where football is taught.
• I went to a Catholic school where the kids were so tough the nun taught us art and how to draw composite sketches.
• CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• Where there's a will there's a won't. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• PYRRHONISM, n. An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor.
  It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism....
• Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...