"Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?"
asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl. "Sure,
Reverend," she answered. "Every once in a while, the guy and I take a
nap afterward."
asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl. "Sure,
Reverend," she answered. "Every once in a while, the guy and I take a
nap afterward."
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