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• You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it.
• There are only three things to be done with a woman.
  You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature. -- Lawrence Durrell...
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
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  #16 Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship -- he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis"....
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• It is rare that, after having given the key of her heart, a woman does not change the lock the day after.
• A woman's like a waffle. You want to get one good and warm before you pour the syrup to her.
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....