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• A couple beer cans don't worry me. It's those irresponsible ppl.
  who're always leaving their barbed wire, dams, survey stakes, &c....
• It was as bad as being up a creek in a barbed wire canoe. -- Oxymoro
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Still sliding down the razor blade of life
• Art is Nature speeded up and God slowed down. -- Chazal
• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
  his dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a trail twice as old as the average dog can, but she's got a pretty good memory to boot....
• I observe that there are two entirely different theories according to which individual men seek to get on in the world.
  One theory leads a man to pull down everyone around him in order to climb on them to a higher place....