Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of
paper. This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter
"A".
Bart: Let me get this straight. We're behind the rest of our class
and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they
are? [making "crazy" gesture] Cuckoo.
Kids: [imitating him] Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
Teacher: Stop it! Stop it! Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordy!
-- My new menagerie, "You Only Move Twice"
paper. This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter
"A".
Bart: Let me get this straight. We're behind the rest of our class
and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they
are? [making "crazy" gesture] Cuckoo.
Kids: [imitating him] Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
Teacher: Stop it! Stop it! Warren! Melvin! Gary! Dot! Gordy!
-- My new menagerie, "You Only Move Twice"
Related:
- song finishes]
Bart: [groans]
Marty: And that was "Take This Job and Shove It." Now let's make
another one of our lucky phone calls -
Bill: OK, just answer the phone with the special phrase... - Kids: [singing to the tune]
I like me
I like me
I'm as good as I can be
With a smile and a wave and a happy melody
I'm as good as.
[slowing as they see the teacher reaching ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Oh could I fly, I 'd fly with thee!
We 'd make with joyful wing
Our annual visit o'er the globe,
Companions of the spring. -- John Logan (1748-1788)... - The cuckoo bird does not lay his
own eggs... - Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of
our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead]... - As near as I can tell you're not any crazier than the average asshole
on the street
-
Ken Kesey via R. P. McMurphy "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's... - Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - COONDOG MEMORY
(heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago)
Now,
this dog is for sale, and she can not only follow a...
