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• Two Swedish guys get of a ship and head for the nearest bars.
  Each one orders two vodkas and immediately downs them....
• Director: OK, listen up, everybody: this is the hardest, most expensive scene in the movie, and we only get one shot at it, so we _have_ to do it right.
  Fallout Boy will untie Radioactive Man and pull him to safety moments before he's hit with a forty-foot wall of sulfuric acid that will horribly burn everything in its path....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherrie
  wise man spread limbs. man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs....
• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• bottom-up implementation n. Hackish opposite of the techspeak term `top-down design'.
  It has been received wisdom in most programming cultures that it is best to design from higher levels of abstraction down to lower, specifying sequences of action in increasing detail until you get to actual code....
• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....