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• Your son still sliding down the banisters?" "We wound barbed wire around them.
  "That stop him?" "No, but it sure slowed him up....
• Slowest thing in the world: nudist going through a barbed wire fence.
• A couple beer cans don't worry me. It's those irresponsible ppl.
  who're always leaving their barbed wire, dams, survey stakes, &c....
• A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence
  erving its purpose without obstructing the view. -- Sophia Lore...
• bricked-up windows -- Oxymoro
• Ah well, they say its not as bad as they say it is. -- Oxymoro
• That that is, is. -- Oxymoro
• Did you just crawl over some barbed wire, sir? No..
  .I just put my elbow in a blob of ice-cream. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• I walk 47 miles of barbed wire, I've got a cobra snake for a necktie.
  I've got a brand new house along the roadside, and it's made out of rattlesnake hide....