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• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
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  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Marge: Let Lisa be alone with her new friends. Ba
  They're _my_ friends rightfully. She only got them by copying me....
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• Chris: "Have you ever seen a body like that?" Man: "She's my daughter!
  Chris: "Oh, then I guess you have." -- "Real Geniu...
• Bart: OK! I won't bug Milhouse. But...well...Mrs.
  Van Houten, this is going to sound kind of dumb, but....