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• Coolidge is dead How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parke
• One day the President and Mrs. Coolidge were visiting a government farm.
  Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours....
• I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.
  That's strange; your mother could. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown? -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dre
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. -- Dorothy Parke
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• This must be a gift book. That is to say, a book which you wouldn't take on any other terms.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• If you took all the women at the Harvard Prom and laid them end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
  -- Dorothy Parke...