Razors Pain You, Rivers Are Damp, Acids Stain You, And Drugs Give You Cramp.

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Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs give you cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful,
You might as well live.
-- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)

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