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• I know a lot of people without brains who do an awful lot of talking.
  -- The Scarecrow, Wizard of Oz...
• I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma. -- the Wizard of Oz
• There are people with no more brains than you, but they have one thing you don't have.
  ..they have a diploma! -- The Wizard of Oz...
• Where you can talk to people without using up saliva.
• Woman: They seem to be revealing the story of your first love.
  Do you want me to continue? Lisa: [gulps] Guess so....
• I'm not sure where we are, Toto, but I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
  -- Dorothy Gale in "The wizard of Oz...
• A wizard without a sword, thank you.
• Ned: Well how'd strangers, what can I do you for?
  Zombies: BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! Ned: Well Sue Dolkes, you rascal....
• Heroics can be costly and involve some degree of personal danger for the participating wizard.
  But for the truly resourceful magician, this does not have to be!...