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• Betty, If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game-show host.
  -- Veronica, "Heathe...
• It is hard to fly with the eagles When you work with the turkeys.
• Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw." -- Heather, "Heathers", movie
• Life's a beach, and then you dry.
• Veronica : But Heather why can't we talk to different types of people Heathe
  Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,do I look like Mother Teresa ? -- Heathe...
• Reincarnation: Life sucks, then you die. Then life sucks again.
• Life's a Witch and then you Fly!
• Life sucks and then you marry one who won't.
• You may say that life sucks, but compared to what?