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• If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
  -- George Bu...
• If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
  -- George Bu...
• If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -- Mother Teresa
• One enemy can harm you more than a hundred friends can do you good. German Proverb
• Work as if you were to live a hundred years, pray as if you were to die tomorrow. -- Ben Frankli
• Homer shuts off the TV] Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
  Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped. Marge: Oh, Homey, you should be proud!...
• Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....