The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth, 2 minutes
later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will
call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion
and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck.
later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will
call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion
and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck.
Related:
- Four minutes before the conclusion of any worth-while TV program
you will get a phone call from your cousin, the one... - You will be singled out for promotion in
your work... - There was a phone call for you, I told them you were playing and
goofing off
Your boss wants to see you immediately... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
You
call your answering service and they've never heard... - You may be redneck
if your daughters' children also call you Cousin... - You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when
you call your answering service
and they tell you it's none of your business...
