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• I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is.
  You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ....
• I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is.
  You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets ....
• Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you like
  Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid....
• If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
• If you can't say anything nice, you probably don't have many friends.
• On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson.
  On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy....
• If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic.
• Two Amiga's ?? You have Bookends, very nice.
• Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
  I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party....