Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third
time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's
bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks glum]
_I_ had one in his honor.
[Lisa continues to look glum]
[abashed] I went to a strip club.
-- True confessions, "Lisa's Wedding"
time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's
bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks glum]
_I_ had one in his honor.
[Lisa continues to look glum]
[abashed] I went to a strip club.
-- True confessions, "Lisa's Wedding"
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I didn't even notice. Yeesh! [turns TV off]... - Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his
cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good
luck.
I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all... - Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know... - Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him
again.
Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any... - Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic... - Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with
it,
too. Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those
cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on...
