Bart: Wow, Lisa, Looking At You Makes Me Want To Get Married For A Third Time.

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Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third
time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's
bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks glum]
_I_ had one in his honor.
[Lisa continues to look glum]
[abashed] I went to a strip club.
-- True confessions, "Lisa's Wedding"