Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third
time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's
bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks glum]
_I_ had one in his honor.
[Lisa continues to look glum]
[abashed] I went to a strip club.
-- True confessions, "Lisa's Wedding"
time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's
bachelor party.
Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
Bart: We had one in his honor.
[Lisa looks glum]
_I_ had one in his honor.
[Lisa continues to look glum]
[abashed] I went to a strip club.
-- True confessions, "Lisa's Wedding"
Related:
- Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I
didn't even notice.
Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof.... - Homer: Hugh, there's something I want you to have. My Dad gave me his
cufflinks on the day I married Marge and they brought us good
luck.
I couldn't imagine a happier marriage. We don't have many traditions in our family, but it would mean a lot to me if you kept this one alive.... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Lisa: This place is so enchanting, Hugh. I love it here!
Hugh: I wanted this to be perfect for you. I know you Americans like everything to be.... - Woman: The next day, Hugh goes back to England, and you never see him
again.
Lisa: Wow. Now that I know all this, isn't there any way to change the future?... - Hugh: I've never met anyone who so understood the magic of Jim Carrey.
Lisa: He can make you laugh with no more than a frantic flailing of his limbs.... - Lisa: That's the book I need. You'll probably take forever with
it, too.
Hugh: I can read faster than you. Lisa: I read at a 78th grade level.... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - Lisa: [noticing the cufflinks] Hey Dad, did you forget to give those
cufflinks to Hugh?
Homer: Uh...no. Lisa: Well? Homer: I found them on the nightstand this morning and....

