Are you getting sick and tired of people saying some nerdy thing to you
like: "Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that
if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid. They don't mean it. So, I have
an answer for it. "Have a nice day," they say. "I have other plans!" I tell
them.
like: "Have a nice day!" Sometimes people say this to me while wishing that
if I die, I do it on cheap embalming fluid. They don't mean it. So, I have
an answer for it. "Have a nice day," they say. "I have other plans!" I tell
them.
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