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• Sex is like money - very nice to have but vulgar to talk about.
• Two businessmen were having lunch and they started talking about world problems, high taxes, the cost of living, their families.
  And one of them says very proudly, "I have six boys....
• Amiga?! You mean a toy computer? :-)
• Two words you don't want to hear in the men's room: "Nice dick
• Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels you Can't Remove
• An Amiga is an EtchaSketch you don't hafta shake.
• The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two
  he first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant, the second half still balmy and quite pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know....
• Jev: "Why do you have to be so nice? So...so nice." -- "Violations", Stardate 45433.2
• You white people are so strange. We think it is very primitive for a child to have only two parents.
  -- Australian Aboriginal Elde...