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  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
• You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
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• Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• It's not often that you get so much class entertainment outside your bedroom window or outside your bedroom, period.
  -- Groucho Marx...