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• My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it.
• And for just one look from your sad eyes, you had such pretty sad eyes.
• Make your illness into a weapon! -- SPK
• Frogs are my favorite vegetable.
• My favorite animal? Steak!
• Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
• Your eyes, your eyes, they shine like the pants on my blue serge suit.
  That's not a reflection on you. That's on my pants. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Look into my eyes and try to forget that you have a Macy's charge card! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My favorite wedding toast from a best man included: ... and may your children have rich parents.