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• I have a newspaper clipping at home where a guy breaks into the home of a bedridden, invalid old lady.
  She is powerless to resist him, but when he comes into her bedroom he becomes intrigued by the cluster of medicine bottles on her bedside table....
• Help me to resist temptation, Lord, especially when I know no one is looking.
• I live just off Ventura Boulevard, where all the weirdos hang ou
  and I was on a corner the other day when a wild-looking sort of gypsy-looking lady with a dark veil over her face grabbed me right on Ventura Boulevard and said, "Karen Haber!...
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• I couldn't help it. I can resist everything except temptation.
  --Oscar Wilde, from Lady Windermere's Fa...
• I can resist everything except temptation.
  -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) "Lady Windermere's Fan" (1892)...
• You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
• Homer: It really got to me how that lady, uh... You know which one I mean.
  You played her. Marge: Blanche! Homer: Yeah....
• And when a lady 's in the case, You know all other things give place.
  -- John Gay (1688-1732) -- Fables, Part i, The Hare and many Friend...