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• Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County
  any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem....
• Flanders: Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us friends.
  Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town. When Flanders Failed...
• You know you live in a really small town when: The mayor is also the police force and a bagger at the local supermarket.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you are moving across town, and find yourself thinking about putting a forward in your mailbox outside.
• You know that you are from a small town if the main street of the place runs through a car wash.
• You know you are in a truly small town, if the store owner sweeps the sidewalk in front of his or her place of business.
• You know you're in a small town..... ...if you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
• Bart: Mm-hmm. You bossed around the richest, most powerful guy in town.
  How come you were a sergeant and he was only a private?...
• When in Rome, do bulls run around town?