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• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
  (2) You put your bra on backwards and it fits better....
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
• You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
  -- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to work.)...