You have two choices: 1. Leave 2. Become dinner.
- You have two choices for dinner: Take it or Leave it.
- Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown
You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave a message....
- 1: Hi, you've reached Bob and Faisal's room.
) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
- If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
- Computer generated voices:)
1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief use is to get your name....
- Five rules for eternal misery:
1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality....
- Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become
eligible to leave a message!
(Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...
- Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long
as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really
needs is an idea.
Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
- Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...