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• Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown residence.
  You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave a message....
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  ) What are you doing? 1: I'm recording an answering machine message....
• If you leave 2 bills together, they breed!
• Computer generated voices:) 1: I didn't expect an answering machine.
  2: Nobody expects an answering machine. 1: Our chief use is to get your name....
• Five rules for eternal misery: 1) Always try to exhort others to look upon you favorably.
  2) Make lots of assumptions about situations and be sure to treat these assumptions as though they are reality....
• Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message!
  (Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level!...
• Herb: This is America, and in America, you're never finished as long as you have a brain in your head, because all a man really needs is an idea.
  Bum 1: Well, I'm licked. Bum 2: Me too. -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
  Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage. Advisor 2...