Burns: Have You, Uh, Found Any Dirt On Mary Bailey?

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Burns: Have you, uh, found any dirt on Mary Bailey?
Advisor 1: Well, we've gone through her garbage.
Advisor 2: We talked to her maid.
Advisor 1: And so far, the only negative thing we have found is
from some guy who dated her when she was 16.
Burns: Ah. And?
Advisor 2: He, uh, he felt her up.
Burns: Bah! Not good enough!
-- "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish"