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• Herb: All a man needs is an idea. Bum: Then how come you're still a bum?
  -- Good point, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Any of you guys ever drive a Tempura Hatchback?
  Bum: Hey, I got hit by one of those! -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Yeah, I used to be rich. I owned Mickey Mouse Massage Parlors.
  Then those Disney sleazeballs shut me down. -- A bum, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Bart: Unckie Herb, what advice would you give to a young boy who would most likely become a bum like yourself?
  Herb: Discarded pizza boxes are an inexpensive source of cheese....
• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll give you the money, but first you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother.
  Herb: Nope. Homer: All right, then just give me the drinking bird....
• Homer: All right, Herb. I'll lend you the 2,000 bucks.
  But you have to forgive me and treat me like a brother....