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• You have two choices: 1. Leave 2. Become dinner.
• Sinister organ music:) Hello, you have reached the Brown residence.
  You now have two choices. Number one, you may leave a message....
• Masturbation is great - and you don't have to take your hand out to dinner afterwards and talk to it about its problems.
• Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad
  you will leave Oxford by the next town drain....
• Be kind to animals. Take a bitch to dinner.
• Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
• Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios.
• You can take it or leave it if someone just clues you in as to what "it" is.
• Do Miami a favor. When you leave, take someone with you.