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• Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn't?... I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....
• The party you dialed is not available. Your call is being diverted to an alternate number.
  Please stand by... (Ring...) The number you dialed must be dialed by your 0 operator....
• Ahhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhh... (Heavy breathing sounds, like an obscene phone call.
  ) Oh, nuts, YOU called ME! Sorry. Never mind. Leave your name and number at the beep....
• Wrong number? No sweat, I was going to pick up the phone anyway.
  -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle...
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
• This might be funnier in this context than actually on an answering machine.
  It certainly will befuddle the caller!) The number you have reached is currently unavailable....
• The number you have reached, 226-0477, has been changed.
  The new number is 226-0477. (Yes, same number.) Please make a note of it....
• Creamed asparagus! BEEP -- Answering machine madness - befuddle the calle