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• You better believe that marijuana can cause castration.
  Just suppose your girlfriend gets the munchies!...
• Once you accept your own death all of a sudden you are free to live.
  You no longer care about your reputation, you no longer care except so far as your life can be used tactically to promote a cause you believe in....
• You don't just go to the Black Lodge and walk out with your girlfriend.
  -- Karl, explaining the last episode of Twin Peak...
• If you can get others to believe your crap, you will be successful, but if you believe it yourself you are in trouble.
• And in your dreams you can see yourself As a prophet saving the world The words from your lips I just can't believe you are such A fool.
  -- Frank Zappa, "Oh No"....
• Lisa: There is someone among us with a guilty conscience.
  After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names....
• Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
  That's what she said as she turned out the light, And we bent our backs as slaves of the night, Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars She got from trying to fight Saying, oh, you'd better believe it....
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
  Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat, it's not your fault] OK, sorry....