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• The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves undone.
  Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm Busch...
• Live your own life, for you will die your own death. Latin Proverb
• Sickness- No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
  -- Work Rule...
• It is so very hard to be an on-your-own-take-care-of- yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown up.
• Can you trust a government that subsidizes tobacco and tries to ban vitamins to make intelligent choices about your health care?
• You can take your fusion reaction and go to helium for all I care.
• As you pull the lever, your view of the surroundings quickly disintegrates.
  when your vision returns, you find that you're no longer where you used to be....
• Time paradoxes are disgusting! Never mind what care you take.
  You always find you got there just in Time to cause your grandad's wake....
• It is a sorry time in life when nobody asks you to "act your age," any longer, for fear you will!