Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?

Phoebe: OK. [singing] Smelly cat, smell-ly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat [back up singers - smelly, smelly, smelly, really bad smelly cat,
it's not your fault] OK, sorry. I'm just, I'm just not getting that everyone
um, gets how smelly this cat acually is. I just think that maybe if we could
talk about this, 'cause I need to feel that you really care about the cat.

Producer: Honey, uh we, we can talk about this. It's just that it's costing
about a hundred dollars a minute to be in here.

Phoebe: Oh OK. So, um, the cat stinks but you love it, let's go.


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