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• Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
  -- Penn Jillette...
• Some of you might not agree 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery But think a while and you will see.
  .. Broken hearts are for assholes Broken hearts are for assholes Are you an asshole?...
• You can realize your wildest dreams if you only learn to lie to yourself.
• If you can get others to believe your crap, you will be successful, but if you believe it yourself you are in trouble.
• I have the thing you need, I am endowed beyond your wildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, Oh!
  oh! oh! Oh Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhhhhh! -- Frank Zappa, Fillmore East '71, lyrics to "Bwana Dik...
• You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
• Go on and try it. The worst you can do is make a fool of yourself in front of all your friend
• Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• I would like to suggest that you not use speed, and here's why
  it is going to mess up your heart, mess up your liver, your kidneys, rot out your mind....