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• No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
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• With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it.
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• A cucumber won't ask, How was it? -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• It's easy to drop a cucumber. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
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• A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
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• You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
• A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
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• A cucumber will never leave you for another woman. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me