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• Sam's Axiom 1) Any line, however short, is still too long.
  2) Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green....
• Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up.
• 1. An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals.
  2. Officials make work for each other. -- Parkinson's Axiom...
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Any line, however short, is still too long. -- Sam's Axiom (1)
• make lots of money, enjoy the work, operate within the law: choose 2
• Murphy's Guide to modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
  2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
• Handy Guide to Modern Science (1) If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
  (2) If it stinks, it's chemistry. (3) If it doesn't work, it's physics....
• A Still Tongue Keeps a Happy Life.