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• Murphy's Guide to modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
  2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
• 1. If it's green or wriggles, it's biology. 2. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
  3. If it doesn't work, it's physics. 4. If it's incomprehensible, it's mathematics....
• Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology.
  If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
• If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
  If it doesn't work, it's physics....
• If it smells it's chemistry, if it crawls it's biology, if it doesn't work it's physics.
• Modern biology has been built upon two great ideas.
  The first, a product of the nineteenth century, is that all life descended from elementary, single- celled organisms by means of natural selection....
• All science is either physics or stamp collecting. -- E.
  Rutherford (who later won a Nobel prize in Chemistry)...
• Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab. Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
  Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab. Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab....
• 1. Fact is solidified opinion. 2. Facts may weaken under extreme heat and pressure.
  3. Truth is elastic. -- Dunlap's Laws of Physic...