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• A long tongue shortens life.
• A Macintosh a day keeps Apple Happy and Rich!
• Sam's Axiom 1) Any line, however short, is still too long.
  2) Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green....
• Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches.
• Be happy with the real pleasures in life.
• Even a fool is thought wise if he keeps silent, and discerning if he holds his tongue.
  Miscellaneous Prove...
• Your love life will be happy and harmonious.