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• I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up!
• Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green. -- Sam's Axiom (2)
• Sam's Axiom 1) Any line, however short, is still too long.
  2) Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green....
• Freedom of speech is wonderful; right up there with the freedom not to listen.
• Slack is like freedom, but unlike freedom it brings no responsibility.
• Programmers do it by pushing and popping.
• Mastery of UNIX, like mastery of language, offers real freedom.
  The price of freedom is always dear, but there's no substitute....
• There's nothing wrong with crabgrass. It just has a bad name, that's all.
  Everyone would love it if it had a cute name like, eh, `elfgrass'....
• Lock up your libraries if you like, but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.
  -- Virginia Woolf...