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• Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green. -- Sam's Axiom (2)
• Any line, however short, is still too long. -- Sam's Axiom (1)
• funny money n. 1. Notional `dollar' units of computing time and/or storage handed to students at the beginning of a computer course
  also called `play money' or `purple money' (in implicit opposition to real or `green' money)....
• funny money: n. 1. Notional `dollar' units of computing time and/or storage handed to students at the beginning of a computer course
  also called `play money' or `purple money' (in implicit opposition to real or `green' money)....
• Any work that aspires, however humbly, to the condition of art should carry its justification in every line.
  -- Joseph Conrad (1857-1924) Polish novelist, short story write...
• 1. An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals.
  2. Officials make work for each other. -- Parkinson's Axiom...
• A Still Tongue Keeps a Happy Life.
• Life is too short for short people!
• You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
  The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified", which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last names....