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• Sam's Axiom 1) Any line, however short, is still too long.
  2) Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green....
• Any quotation that can be altered will be. -- Axiom 1. -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio
• Any work that aspires, however humbly, to the condition of art should carry its justification in every line.
  -- Joseph Conrad (1857-1924) Polish novelist, short story write...
• The lyfe so short, the craft so long to lerne, Th' assay so hard, so sharpe the conquering.
  -- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- The Assembly of Fowles, Line 1...
• Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green. -- Sam's Axiom (2)
• Any product cut to length will be too short. Klipstein's Observatio
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you test a program
  and it fails, so you jump into the editor, look at it, jump out, recompile and test (without making changes) and it still doesn't work, so you jump ....
• Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains?
  I'll hold. [Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road] Milhouse...
• Life is too short for short people!