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• Just Yell It. Somebody Will Hear You!
• Women drove me to drink, for which I'm eternally grateful!
• Has HELL frozen over yet?
• I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $
  40. -- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd just shot....
• Just what is a diet? A diet is self-denial. Fortunately, I'm such a swell fellow I haven't the heart to deny myself anything!
  -- Garfield....
• WHFO: Wait until Hell Freezes Ove
• every once in a while, you can get shown the light in the strangest of places if you just look at it right.
  .. -- Grateful Dead...
• New York's got the ways and means; Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful Dead